cringe mlp fan!

im in the penis of misery lets take it from the cock

rumade:
joeyridersvoid:
Polyamorous relationships are not for everyone. Monogamous relationships are not for everyone. Romantic relationships are not for everyone!!! We are all different people with different needs, maybe just stop trying to condense the human experience into a homogenous gray monolith!!! aaaaaaaa
And at different stages of your life, different things may be for you ✨️

darcyolsson:

darcyolsson:
happy first Bella From Twilight Depression Month
happy second Bella From Twilight Depression Month

andthentheywilleatthestars:

principaliteas:
“i didn’t even realise this but some people in israel hate their government”
you have no trouble understanding that there are many americans who condemn their government, but you’re surprised to hear the same thing about israelis? what?
Don’t make me tap the sign

aforlorngazeintoyesterday:

aforlorngazeintoyesterday:
new sex position just dropped it’s called 87’ing and it’s when you bite the penis off
markiplier does have to be watching you btw

givehimthemedicine:

how do you primarily use the LIKE feature on tumblr?
long/permanent storage of posts I like to re-enjoy, reference info, etc
bookmark posts til I can interact with them properly later (then un-like)
a little moral support treat for OP
secret 4th thing
I really just saw people who had no idea likes were even stored so now I’m curious. please explain your relationship with the like button

catmask:

everybody masc till u drunk and ke$ha comeson

undeadentropy:

glassses:
cafemusaiin:
glassses:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. THIS IS SO NASTY. WHAT IS THIS STRANGELY SHAPED, HI RES FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT. SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME THIS DISGUSTING MASS OF WHAT THE FUCK EVER THIS EVEN IS. WHY DO THINGS EXIST LIKE THIS. WHAT THE HELL DO I TAG THIS NASTY THING. WHAT IS THIS. WHAT IS THIS
it’s a sliced mango holy shit
oh. i like mangoes.
Toddler response

dunkstein:
“fuckingkarkalicious:
“princecharmingtobe:
“ didyousayhetalia:
“ eatsleepcrap:
“ Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
”
What about Homestuck.
”
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
” ”
Children born when this post was...

dunkstein:

fuckingkarkalicious:
princecharmingtobe:
didyousayhetalia:
eatsleepcrap:
Look, I made a collection of Fandom cakes that I found!
I like cake.
What about Homestuck.
Homestucks aren’t sorry.
Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

helloitsbees:

justforthedead:
justforthedead:
MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

crocgirl420: